I'm doing this in the interest of procrastination. Sigh. Updating my resumé and writing my co-op work term report is sooooo boring. And I'm sooooo tired, because I'm always tired (isn't that a nice cogent statement? [<-- dry wit])
Sooooo.... I wonder what my life would be like if:
-I drank coffee
-I was an F.O.B. (no, not a fob, but an eff-oh-bee)
-I was more than 7 feet tall
-I smiled more
-I lived alone
-I had a gun
-I only ate kosher meat
-I grew a queue
-I could b-boy (popping is so cool!)
-I had a Scooty-Puff Sr.: The Doom Bringer (because the Scooty-Puff Jr. suuuucks.....)
-I was a world champion at something
-I wasn't indifferent
-I didn't procrastinate or waste time
-no one read this...
By Tim. Mostly boring stuff, but every now and then something interesting will appear. No one reads this anyways...
4 comments:
At first I was like, a queue? FIFO data structure? Then I looked it up.. ooooh.. interesting.. :P
I read 80% of that. We love your blog posts, Tim! Oh, Steph Hsieh is back. We're having lunch with her tomorrow (Friday), but I don't know what else we're doing after that.
Anyways, I'm going to go read the stuff I missed now.
what's wrong with coffee?
I totally ripped off your blog name, btw. http://paulman.wordpress.com
Don't worry, it's only a temporary title.
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