I just cut my lip. I was licking an envelope to seal it and my hand slipped and the edge of the envelope cut my upper lip. As a result, I have a strong urge to kill someone. Technically, it's all my fault, but I feel like someone should feel my wrath. Like the makers of the envelope.
Ouch, it's starting to really sting.
By Tim. Mostly boring stuff, but every now and then something interesting will appear. No one reads this anyways...
3 comments:
"As a result, I have a strong urge to kill someone."
Don't resist that urge, Tim. Nurture it; feed it.
By the way, Johnson just laughed when I read out your post to him. He obviously doesn't feel your pain (like I do).
You should kill him.
the first thing i thought when i read your comment was, "wow, how'd he italicize 'him'?"
then i realized, o yeah, tags.
...silly tim
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back to the real comment:
i like the way you think.
[semi-evil laughter]
envelopes taste funny
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