Pointless Post #16

I have never used a bidet before in my life.
But God willing, some day I will.

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Pointless Post #15

What would Jack Baeur do if he woke up one day with a stiff neck?

Would he be able to just power through it, and then go on with his 24 hour, non-stop, no-sleep, weapon-slinging, torture-interrogating, bad-guy-killing, cell-phone-talking, imperative-yelling day?

I woke up with a stiff neck today. It hurts.


Saw gas for 87.9¢/litre today; hasn't been that cheap since 2006 according to my records...

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Pointless Post #14

It's the end of week 12 for the Fall 2008 semester, and I've noticed this past week that as I get mental blocks and stare at a blank Word document on my computer screen, I've been screaming, "SERENITY NOW!" a lot (actually, just miming... if I actually screamed it out loud, then people would think that the insanity would be present, and not later).

It sort of helps.




Also saw gas for 91.7¢/litre yesterday.
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I missed Ping Pong Playa (twice) and Obama is in

I was planning to go to this year's Vancouver Asian Film Festival (VAFF) when I received an email about it, but I missed it, thanks again in part to school. Actually, pretty much all of the parts are due to school, so it's all school's fault. So many group projects and assigments... so time consuming. That's life as a student though. Isn't it? Yeah that sounds about right.

I went to VAFF two years ago for my ASC 300 class. I enjoyed it. We watched The Grace Lee Project (a documentary). It wouldn't have been my first film pick to watch at VAFF, but it was mandatory since it was related to our syllabus. But that's not the point of this post... the point of this post is that Ping Pong Playa was playing on VAFF's opening night last Thursday, which I missed, and then there was an encore screening of it on Saturday night ($5 cheaper than VAFF's opening night, hehe) and I missed that too. So here it sits on my mental "To Watch" list.

It looks funny. And not just sell-out funny (eg. Kung Pow! Enter the Fist and Balls of Fury <-- please keep in mind, I have not seen either of these movies and I hope I do not because they look stupid and a waste of my time) but hilarious realistic, comedic smart-funny. That kind of funny is a good funny. In other news, in case you were hiding under a rock last week (which if you were, that's a pretty lousy, dirty, hiding spot...unless it was the Batcave, but if it was the Batcave, then you should have known about this because Batman has nice technology down there), Barack Obama will be the next president of the US. The news coverage was crazy. And people's reactions, not only in the US, but here in Canada and around the world were even crazier. And this was a bad kind of crazy. Almost a foolish kind of crazy. One part of me hopes that Obama will be the good leader he is thought to be. The other part of me hopes he fails miserably when he comes into term so that it will humble those who chose him (although, that would deeply hurt and probably cause more turmoil in the world, which is very, very bad...and very, very painful). I say this because it appears people idolize him and see him as a functional saviour.

Why put your faith in man, who is the same flesh and blood as you, and who makes the same mistakes as you? Just as Obama has the capability to succeed, he has the exact same chance and capability to fail. I like the NIV version's warning in Psalm 146: 3-4: "Do not put your trust in princes, in mortal men, who cannot save. When their spirit departs, they return to the ground; on that very day their plans come to nothing." When Obama is no longer president, the world will still have troubles, along with new ones. And you and I will still be wrecked and doomed with our own mistakes and our own sin. There is no salvation in man. Sometimes it takes a great humbling, before God's children turns back to Him. Maybe?

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Saw the cheapest gas in a looong time last Friday for 95.7¢/litre. Now it hovers around the $1.00 range.

Thanks to Daylight Saving Time, this can happen

I seem to be posting mainly humourous and/or mostly pointless posts lately.... I find that humour doesn't take a lot of effort and is a lot quicker for me to post about. Serious issues, although thought-provoking, take lots of time to think through, and I seriously (haha) don't have that time currently to write the buttloads of things that are floating, whizzing, and sitting on my mind.

So... here is a humourous conversation that I had through an instant messaging program. This took place on Sunday "night" (technically its Monday morning). The night before was Saturday night, the time that we push our clocks back one hour because of Daylight Saving Time. I've changed the name of the person I spoke to as well as edited some of the conversation so that it makes sense. I think its funny.

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Calencairion says:
ok anyway i should go to sleep, i wanna get that extra hour from DST

this is what Tim says:
.....that was last night. i don't think you can save it......

Calencairion says:
i woke up this morning not knowing about it, so i woke up at my usual time. technically i can still have it right now

this is what Tim says:
.....

Calencairion says:
if i go to sleep now.....no?

this is what Tim says:
um....no

Calencairion says:
what... yes, of course

this is what Tim says:
time doesn't work like that. time has already passed. right now its 12:36am

Calencairion says:
i thought about that, too...but i think i still have the extra hour.......

this is what Tim says:
...well... tell me tomorrow if it worked ok?

Calencairion says:
even though it's 12:36, for me it currently feels like 1:36am

this is what Tim says:
ok.....

Calencairion says:
since i woke up at my usual time today...

this is what Tim says:
this is too funny

Calencairion says:
ur confusing me. i was excited about my extra hour until u questioned it

this is what Tim says:
stop it! my stomach is starting to hurt! [laughing]

Calencairion says:
hmmmmmmmmmm, let me think about it again.....................................
here's my reason, logically:
1) i didn't adjust for DST last night
2) i woke up at my usual time today, realizing that time is 1 hour behind. i set my time properly. time is correct now.
3) i proceed my day as usual
4) i sleep 1 hour earlier than usual now
5) so i gain 2 hours of sleep (1 more than everyone else from DST)

this is what Tim says:
so you normally sleep at 2:30am?

Calencairion says:
at 1 or 1:30

this is what Tim says:
i'm sort of confused by your logic... maybe cause i'm not focusing on it [and because its almost 1am], so i'm going to let you go to sleep, and tomorrow, you tell me if it worked ok?

Calencairion says:
i guess my logic doesn't make sense

this is what Tim says:
i'm kinda tired myself

Calencairion says:
i'm going to wake up tomorrow feeling like i've slept 2 extra hours

this is what Tim says:
hehe ok…

Calencairion says:
oh wait, u might be right....i'm goign to get the same amount of sleep

Calencairion says:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
but.........i'm really confused
ok whatever

this is what Tim says:
wait lets just count the hours then. what time do you plan on waking up?

Calencairion says:
hmm, 10am

this is what Tim says:
so just say you fall asleep in 15 minutes, by 1am.... then you'd get 9 hours of sleep

Calencairion says:
yeah, which is 1 more than i would normally get

this is what Tim says:
hmmmm ok

this is what Tim says:
so, yeah i guess that works [shrugs] enjoy!

Calencairion says:
because my body currently operates at the near-2AM state, since i woke up earlier today...

Calencairion says:
bye then

this is what Tim says:
bye!
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Elven pseudonym courtesy of the Barrow-Downs, just as last time.
And in case you're wondering, Calencairion woke up the next day after having a nice, refreshing sleep the night before. The End.

(Based on a true story)
(May not have happened)