Thursday, December 13, 2007

I wonder what my life would be like...

I'm doing this in the interest of procrastination. Sigh. Updating my resumé and writing my co-op work term report is sooooo boring. And I'm sooooo tired, because I'm always tired (isn't that a nice cogent statement? [<-- dry wit])

Sooooo.... I wonder what my life would be like if:

-I drank coffee
-I was an F.O.B. (no, not a fob, but an eff-oh-bee)
-I was more than 7 feet tall
-I smiled more
-I lived alone
-I had a gun
-I only ate kosher meat
-I grew a queue
-I could b-boy (popping is so cool!)
-I had a Scooty-Puff Sr.: The Doom Bringer (because the Scooty-Puff Jr. suuuucks.....)
-I was a world champion at something
-I wasn't indifferent
-I didn't procrastinate or waste time
-no one read this...


Johnson said...

At first I was like, a queue? FIFO data structure? Then I looked it up.. ooooh.. interesting.. :P

Paulman said...

I read 80% of that. We love your blog posts, Tim! Oh, Steph Hsieh is back. We're having lunch with her tomorrow (Friday), but I don't know what else we're doing after that.

Anyways, I'm going to go read the stuff I missed now.

Jill said...

what's wrong with coffee?

Paulman said...

I totally ripped off your blog name, btw.

Don't worry, it's only a temporary title.