Thursday, July 20, 2017

J'ai vu un lapin ce matin

On my way into work...
6:38 am bunny!!!

Actuellement c'etait la semaine passee, mais j'aime le rhyme :-)

yummy...
I can't help, but wonder what rabbit dumpling would taste like.  Probably would need to be pan fried and then have a little rice vinegar with it assuming the meat has a gamey flavour.  Ha!

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Dear 12-Year Old Tim...



You're welcome :D :D :D

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

IA World Tour: Wildlife Selfies

aka animals I encountered while on my trip last month

IndIA
Cows in Rishikesh
 
Outside Rajaji National Park at 6:45am

On the way to Mussoorie (they almost knocked me off the mountain)
Cute doggie outside the Landour Bakehouse

Monkeys in Mussoorie
Tired dogs (there was another one near my feet, outside of the frame)
Contented bulls in overflowing piles of garbage

Happy pigs in a "river" bed
Polite, single file cows and bull
MalaysIA
Wary dog and pups going down Penang Hill




 Not pictured: 

Monitor lizards on the beach 
that scuttled away too fast

AustralIA
Curious goat outside the Yarra Valley Chocolaterie

Normal cow outside the Yarra Valley Chocolaterie

Bonus-IA: Hong Kong IA (International Airport)
Duty free cow display in HKIA???

Friday, April 21, 2017

IA World Tour... FAIL!!!

Wicked farmer's tan and burn achievement: Unlocked
If you look closely, you can tell I was wearing a V-neck tshirt...
Apparently SPF 100 only works if you remember to put it on your skin before going out in the sun.....sigh. This happened in Malaysia.  After a very long, snowy/icy winter I completely forgot about the UV index.  Time to exfoliate!!!!


Thursday, March 30, 2017

IA World Tour 2017!!!

Between April 4th to May 6th, I'm going to be boarding 7 (or 8?) different flights because I'm taking a vacation for the first time since November 2015!  I'm visiting:

IndIA
MalaysIA
AustralIA

hence, the name "IA World Tour."  I'm so clever.

I'm starting to pack and I think I'm ready.







Hahahahaha oh man.....


Monday, March 06, 2017

Pointless Post #105 - Avocado Edition

The amount of avocados I ate in a two week period last month exponentially exceeded the total amount of avocados I ever ate in my whole life prior to that time period.

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Pointless Post #104 - BYOShoehorn and Popcorn

I have been known to bring my own full size shoehorn (none of those dinky pocket ones) to relative's homes I'm visiting, knowing it'll make my life easier when I need to put my shoes back on when leaving.

And eating popcorn while lying down in bed is hard, but not impossible.  Happy 2017.

Wednesday, November 09, 2016

Pointless Post #103 - Trump for Prez edition

I feel like now would be a good time to start saying pro-Trump things on Facebook, just to see how many people unfriend me.  I'm really, really considering it.


Thursday, October 27, 2016

Bird Man Bun

I used to have long hair, but then I cut it.... but now I've grown it out again!

To keep it out of my face and more or less out of the way, I like to tie it up into a folded ponytail, resembling a traditional Japanese topknot (aka "samurai" hair), but because of where it's positioned on my head everyone else calls its a man bun.  Whatever.

While walking through a hallway at work two days ago, I passed by a lady who I'd seen once or twice before (and she'd seen me), but we have no clue who each other is.  Because it's a very looooong narrow hall, we saw each other from afar off first (perhaps 20m).  We kept walking towards each other to pass and just when we were about to go by each other, I remembered social norms and that I should make eye contact and smile politely.  However while doing so she suddenly says, "Oh! From far away I thought you had a bird on your head!" while staring at my hair, but not breaking her stride.

I slowed down, nearly to a stop with a somewhat stunned reaction on my face:

O_O

She didn't say, "good day" or "hello," or even a simple, "hi."  Instead, some random lady who I don't even know decides to just randomly tell me she thought I had some sort of feathered creature on my head, as we pass by each other, indoors in a secure office building.

O_O sigh

But then again when my man bun partially unravels and if you squint a little.....

Hmmmmm


Wait a second.... 

OH THERE IT IS I SEE IT NOW.

Tuesday, August 09, 2016

Star Trek WiFi Troll

I noticed one of my neighbour's wifi network's name was "The Enterprise" and so I renamed my network accordingly:
The Voyager

A few weeks (days?) later I had to reconfigure my router again because it kept conking out and I renamed my network again:
The Borg
I'm not a Trekkie, but I have enjoyed the Star Trek movies in recent years.  I hope to see Star Trek Beyond soon. I also plan on renaming my wifi to #Trump2016.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

IKEA Morgondal Queen Bed Frame Instructions

For the poor soul who's desperately searching for these, I present to you the IKEA Morgondal Queen Bed Frame assembly instruction guide (Copyright 1994) in PDF (564kb).

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B2UuFnLWnhckNEs2WE1iMEtFems/view?usp=sharing

If clicking on the picture doesn't work, here's the link to download.

You're welcome!  Feel free to leave a comment to say where you're visiting from :-)

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Bought a Bug Zapper Today...

So I've been living on my own for the past few months and now that it's getting warmer I've noticed bugs flying around inside my home.  The other day a fly landed on a shelf and I had nothing to hit it with and I was scared to hit it with something hard in case bug guts squished out of it and then I'd have to clean that disgusting mess up too, so I ended up chasing it around the room with a large mailing label that had the back peeled off (sticky side outwards).  The idea was that if I got close enough and pressed the label against a surface that the fly was on, the fly would get stuck to the label and then I'd just crumple the whole thing up, sticky side onto itself, and throw the whole thing out.  While mid-chase, the fly flew into a shadow and I never saw it again. Ugh, how frustrating.

I passed by a Canadian Tire today and decided to purchase a bug zapper racket ($6.99 plus tax).

Not less than 2 hours later upong returning home and testing it with some AA batteries, a large spider scurries out from under my backpack (which I had just used last night) and I freak out.  It crawls under a bookshelf which I have to shimmy away from the wall, bug racket in hand.  Shelob scurries out towards a darkened room where there's brown flooring and I freak out even more as I can't see the dark body of the spider as it blends into the laminate. I smash the floor maniacally with the bug zapper until I see sparks.  I switch on the light and see the dead, motionless spider under the racket "mesh."  I continue to fry that sucker until it smolders.

As my heart rate began to drop several minutes later, I start to understand why some people need to smoke cigarettes to calm their nerves.  What a day.

Welcome to my domain.
I used an empty cereal box to scoop it up. As you can see, if the legs were fully extended it'd be about 2 inches or more in diameter.

La fin


Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Pointless Post #102 - Chicken Nugget Edition

Is there anything more beautiful than a chicken nugget?





(The answer is "No.")