Sunday, December 09, 2007

Tim's Solution to Help Slow Global Warming...

...which may or may not be a myth.

I'm all for reducing, reusing, and recycling, but it's sort of annoying how in almost every single type of media thingy, they'll talk about climate change/climate impact or carbon emissions/carbon credits....

It's getting a bit band-wagony/commercialized.

For example, next week I'm going to introduce onto the market, my very own designer, reusable, eco-friendly, shopping bags, made from 100% recycled panda! I mean plastic!

.....that's creepy.


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Ok, so now onto my plan to slow global warming:

Houses/living spaces use up a lot of energy (I think) to heat up the occupants inside. Solution? Get rid of all furnaces and electric heaters and stop spaying/neutering all dogs. Let them breed. Then every house should have a minimum of 20 dogs. My theory revolves around the fact that dogs are warm (and cute!) and give off warmth, so if there's 20 dogs running around your house, you won't need a heater anymore! It's as simple as that! The costs you save on heating, you can use to take care of the dogs. Aren't I genius? Take that Al Gore.

Disclaimer: I'm probably wrong. But if I'm right, BAM!

6 comments:

Johnson said...

ooooooooh

WTB hand bag version

Paulman said...

WHERE ARE MY SOCKS?! Are they part of your dastardly plan of insulation for fighting global warming?!

Tim said...

johnson: conceptual drawings only. not for sale.

paulman: that was pretty random

Paulman said...

Counter-Operation "Sock-BUSTER" completed.

Agent "Taiwan-boy" cracked under the pressure and divulged information leading to the recovery of Master Chief's socks.

/End transmission.

Jill said...

i'm pretty sure Bob Barker would not be a fan of your "energy conserving" idea. your eco-friendly shopping bags on the other hand . . .

Anonymous said...

what about the cost to feed all the dogs?