I just cut my lip. I was licking an envelope to seal it and my hand slipped and the edge of the envelope cut my upper lip. As a result, I have a strong urge to kill someone. Technically, it's all my fault, but I feel like someone should feel my wrath. Like the makers of the envelope.
Ouch, it's starting to really sting.
3 comments:
"As a result, I have a strong urge to kill someone."
Don't resist that urge, Tim. Nurture it; feed it.
By the way, Johnson just laughed when I read out your post to him. He obviously doesn't feel your pain (like I do).
You should kill him.
the first thing i thought when i read your comment was, "wow, how'd he italicize 'him'?"
then i realized, o yeah, tags.
...silly tim
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back to the real comment:
i like the way you think.
[semi-evil laughter]
envelopes taste funny
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