Saturday, October 01, 2005

Canucks Conspiracy Theory and Squirrel Fishing

Technically, its not really a conspiracy theory, but it’s a theory. “Conspiracy” just makes it seem better than say, a dumb scientic theory. Anyways… the Canucks have Richard Park. Seemed like a normal acquisition right? Wrong! There are many Koreans in the Lower Mainland. And I’m pretty sure the Canucks management knows that. But, not many Koreans are big fans of hockey. However, once Koreans start to hear there’s a Korean guy on the Vancouver team, chances are they’ll probably start to watch. And that will mean big $$$ for the Canucks. This may seem obvious too but, anyone wearing Park’s Canuck jersey to GM Place will probably be Korean. In conclusion, Richard Park = Canucks money maker (but so far, he’s just been playing good so that’s even better than $$$).

Enough of my crazy thoughts. I went squirrel fishing this morning!!! I’ll post some other videos in the future, but for now, here’s something cute until I put those up.

2 comments:

JesslynN said...

>_< poor little innocent hungry persistent cute black squirrel.....

Interesting thoughts, Tim! you've got the potential to be a theory-maker... ^_^" err.. yeah...

Tim said...

your sarcasm is appreciated 8^D

btw he wasn't poor or innocent. he had lots of peanuts that morning....